Clever Gambling Puns

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Clever Gambling Puns 2020

1. There are two golf balls sitting on the moon!
   Alan Shepard hit 2 golf balls whilst on the moon at the end of the Apollo 14 mission.
2. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
   In 1834, ketchup was sold as a cure for indigestion by an Ohio physician named John Cook.
3. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
   Infact, an ostrich has the biggest eyes in the whole animal kingdom.
4. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
   Alfred P. Southwick (1826–1898) was a dentist and inventor from New York and is credited with inventing the electric chair.
5. It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. (Try it!)
6. More than 6,000 people with pillow-related injuries check into U.S. emergency rooms every year!
7. A sneeze can travel out your mouth at over 100mph!
   According to Patti Wood, a body language expert, sneezes travel at about 100mph.
8. A broken clock is right two times a day.
9. There is a technical name for the fear of long words. It's called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
10. The human eye blinks an average of 4,200,000 times a year.
    According to optometrists, the human eye blinks approximately 12,000 times per day.
11. Seaweed can grow up to 12 inches per day.
    The giant kelp, a large seaweed, has been recorded to grow 10-12 inches per day.
12. A flock of crows is known as a murder.
13. You can tell the gender of a horse by counting its teeth.
    (Male horses have 40 teeth and female horses have 36!)
14. Everyone has a unique tongue print.
    That's right, just like unique finger prints, humans also possess a unique tongue print.


15. Sloths takes two weeks to digest their food.
    Sloths rely on bacteria in their stomachs to digest their food, they even only defecate once every 7-8 days.
16. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
    Casinos generally discourage the use of clocks and even windows in cases to keep players for longer periods of time.
17. Starfish do not have brains
    A starfish lacks a centralized brain, instead it has a more complex nervous system.
18. A slug has 4 noses!
    Slugs have two pairs of tentacles used for detecting light, picking up chemical smells whilst also being sensitive to touch.
19. The energy saved from recycling one glass bottle will operate a 100-watt light bulb for four hours.
20. 'OMG' usage can be traced back to 1917.
    In 1917, British Navy Admiral John Arbuthnot Fisher wrote to Churchill exclaiming using the phrase O.M.G.
21. The royal family isn't allowed to play Monopoly.
    According to The Telegraph, the Duke of York, Prince Andrew said 'We're not allow to play Monopoly at home.
22. There are trees that can grow more than one kind of fruit, and they're called fruit salad trees.
    In fact, a Fruit Salad Tree is a fruit tree that grows up to 6 different fruits all on the 1 tree.
23. In Queensland, Australia, it's illegal to own a pet rabbit.
    You can face fines up to $45,000+ and the only exception is if you are a magician.
24. There are turtle tunnels in Japan to save them from being run over by trains.
    Japan Railways installed shallow tunnels allowing the reptiles to walk safely beneath the tracks.
25. In Japan, Ronald McDonald is called Donald McDonald due to a lack of a clear 'r' sound in Japanese enunciation
26. In Spanish, the word 'esposas' means both 'wives' and 'handcuffs'.
27. If you search for 'askew' in Google, the content will tilt slightly to the right.
    Here's the proof, click this link to google!
28. The scientific name for the Western lowland gorilla is Gorilla gorilla gorilla.
29. There's a lizard known as Jesus Christ Lizard due to its ability to run on the water.
30. Two zebras died of hunger in a zoo in Palestine and were replaced with donkeys painted with black and white stripes.

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